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AI Chat Program

Software details

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h2c is a simple 'Artificial Intelligence' Chat program (Freeware) based on string-recognition, that seeks to pass the Turing test. Turing, a great British scientist & cryptographer during WW II, postulated that if one could not tell, by 'chatting' with a computer, that it was a computer, then that computer could be said to be 'intelligent'.

Though h2c doesn't pass the Turing Test :-), you should have some fun using it. Download the zip file and extract to a directory called 'chat'. Then run h2c from the command line :

C:\> h2c shankar.dat

Shankar.dat is an 'indianised' dat file; you can also use harry.dat in its place... and you could even edit these .dat files using MS-Word to put your own comments in ! Have fun!

NB. All details regarding the developer of the h2c software are held within the zip file.

 

Download Item - Audio (mp3, exe or zip)

Approximate Size

APOLLO 10 LAUNCH RECORDING mp3

(Courtesy NASA, USA) original link

359 Kb

TS404.zip Freeware sequencer lets you make your own music!

120 Kb

c96setup.exe COOL EDIT '96 Freeware is a multi-function music editor! Use it to edit & refine what you make with TS404!

2 MB

APOLLO 16 LAUNCH RECORDING mp3

(Courtesy NASA, USA) original link

909 Kb

Special Sound Effect mp3 ZIP Files! Make your own SciFi tracks, using COOL EDIT '96!!

soundfx1.zip (165 Kb) soundfx2.zip (357 Kb) soundfx3.zip (69 Kb) soundfx4.zip (161 Kb) soundfx5.zip (357 Kb) soundfx6.zip (244 Kb)

 

Great Audio-Insults

Click on these small .mp3 files to download. Then you can email them out as attachments to friends and enemies!

Audio Insults (.mp3)

Audio Insults (.mp3)
MALE HUMAN VOICE
FEMALE HUMAN VOICE
Crtxbxbertx to you too! Don't you ever dare to speak to me in Alien again! Crtxbxbertx to you too! Don't you ever dare to speak to me in Alien again!
Didn't they teach you manners on Mars? Didn't they teach you manners on Mars?
Don't tell me - they've even got Alien dogs on your planet... and you're one? Don't tell me - they've even got Alien dogs on your planet... and you're one?
Get a life! An Alien life, that is! Get a life! An Alien life, that is!
Get your ugly, Alien butt off this planet! Get your ugly, Alien butt off this planet!
Go take your Alien Samosas someplace else! Go take your Alien Samosas someplace else!
Go take your Alien Pakoras someplace else! Go take your Alien Pakoras someplace else!
How many light years are your ears from your brain?! How many light years are your ears from your brain?!
I didn't think you had the intelligence to fly that spaceship! I didn't think you had the intelligence to fly that spaceship!
I taught God to code! I taught God to code!
I've forgotten more than you'll ever know about coding! I've forgotten more than you'll ever know about coding!
If I had a Mark III laser pistol now, you'd be one rather dead Alien! If I had a Mark III laser pistol now, you'd be one rather dead Alien!
I'm being nice to you - it's "Be kind to dumb Aliens" week! I'm being nice to you - it's "Be kind to dumb Aliens" week!
I'm glad scientists are mapping the Human Genome. Too bad for you they haven't got around to doing the same for Aliens yet! I'm glad scientists are mapping the Human Genome. Too bad for you they haven't got around to doing the same for Aliens yet!
It must have taken millions of years for you to travel to Earth, and BOY, do you look your age! It must have taken millions of years for you to travel to Earth, and BOY, do you look your age!
It's customary on Earth to appreciate the flowers that a friend gives you - you don't have to eat them! It's customary on Earth to appreciate the flowers that a friend gives you - you don't have to eat them!
I've got DNA. What's your Alien equivalent called? I've got DNA. What's your Alien equivalent called?
May the Good Lord keep you well..... and many Light Years away from me! May the Good Lord keep you well..... and many Light Years away from me!
My species is far, far superior to your species! My species is far, far superior to your species!
My, what a strange Alien tail you've got! My, what a strange Alien tail you've got!
My, what a strange Alien nose you've got! My, what a strange Alien nose you've got!
Nice guy, wrong planet! Nice guy, wrong planet!
Nice girl, wrong planet! Nice girl, wrong planet!
No one can communicate with you - we don't speak Jupiterian! No one can communicate with you - we don't speak Jupiterian!
No wonder I can't understand what you're saying - I don't speak Martian No wonder I can't understand what you're saying - I don't speak Martian
Now be a good little Alien, get into your Spaceship, and fly away forever! Now be a good little Alien, get into your Spaceship, and fly away forever!
On the Alien evolutionary scale of 1 to 100, I'd place you around... zero! On the Alien evolutionary scale of 1 to 100, I'd place you around... zero!
Since you look like an Alien, you probably are an Alien... Since you look like an Alien, you probably are an Alien
So acne is normal in Aliens from your planet?